January262014

tennants-hair:

profrumbleroar:

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

There are four types of people at school.

First you have your Ravenclaws

then your Hufflepuffs

then your Gryffindors

and lastly, your Slytherins.

*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*

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January182014

thegabbers:

How Leo’s acceptance speech will begin when he wins an award:

image

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5PM

alextherising:

blackcatsclub:

rebornica:

sonlco:

eniqmapopstar:

what

WHAT

WHAT

an accurate representation of me listening to lady gaga 

Damn that nigga lit!

(Source: righttrackbaby, via auds19)

5PM

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

Unknown (via thelittleyellowdiary)

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5PM

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5PM

stmungos:

younger and older version 

(via the--ash)

January122014
“omg u should have come with us!!! it was so fun” ancient proverb from a bitchass friend (via crystallized-teardrops)

(via the--ash)

7PM

wowmuchmeatball:

just some of my valentines day cards for this year

(via benonceflawless)

7PM
7PM
tatuvevo:

orange is the new black

tatuvevo:

orange is the new black

(Source: spongebob-closeups, via benonceflawless)

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